Shit About Filipino Culture

Are you the kind of citizen who asks “What the Fuck is happening to the Philippines?” or in Tagalog “Putang ina ano ba nangyayari sa Pilipinas” in a daily basis? If so, I salute you brother/sister. You are one of the rare few who are smart enough to look beyond the mediocrity, hypocrisy and false sense of national pride and see the neck deep shit that the Filipino mass is swimming and cannonballing at.

In my opinion these are 5 of the thousands of reasons why the Filipino people is wallowing in piss, shit and vomit:

1. Our history was raped hmmmm… come to think of it; GANGBANGED by foreigners.

We are a nation that was built as a colonial whore of Spain. For 300 years our people were willingly fucked by the Spanish. We adapted Spanish law, Spanish government, Spanish religion, Spanish bread etc. Then they sold us to America. The parading Americans with their New World weapons aka education and ice cream quickly Americanized the nation. Maria became Mary, Juan became John, putang ina became syet (not exactly the correct translation and pronunciation). The British ruled Manila for a week, pretty much like a one-night stand. Then there were the Japanese. In a swift banzai attack the nation was caught in a war of foreign interest that had nothing to do with us whatsoever.

Today we are an Americanized country with Spanish names and a foreign god who sends our beautiful women to Japan for prostitutes.

2. Manny Pacquaio

How hopeless is a country who worships a high school dropout who runs amuck in a stage with ropes for millions of dollars? This just proves that the values of our people is steadily sliding to the sewer. All of a sudden, we have run out of things to be proud of and turned to a filthy rich uneducated man for inspiration.

3. A Culture of Corruption

True story: The children of a political candidate in my town asked their father “Daddy deh pag nanalo ka araw-araw lechong manok ulam natin?” The dad answered “Baka naman mahigh-blood tayo non.”

We have the subconscious mindset that it is the privilege of leaders to steal from he’s constituents. In the Philippines, running for a government position is a get-rich-quick scheme.

Why would candidates for local positions literally kill each other for less than thirty thousand pesos a month if not for the millions of people’s money to be stolen?

4. A Daily Diet of Foreign Bullshit

One major proof and reason of the decline in Filipino intellect is the steady flow of foreign nonsense in mainstream media. What we ingest shows eventually. In the case of Filipinos. The bullshit that we take in is now dripping out of every hole.

There is Korean bullshit: repetitive TV dramas, faggot boy bands, slut girl groups, the whole enchilada.

There was Taiwanese bullshit: pretty much the same thing

American Bullshit: Emo, Bad Hiphop, Hanna Montana, Jonas Brothers, High School Musical and worse; High School Musical 2.

Then the mediocrity capitalists aka TV Stations and Record Labels hatched an idea, rip off foreign crap and make millions selling them to the idiot Filipino Nation.

5. Wowowee!!!

Yes I point my middle finger to that freak show. Sue me!!! That show invests in turning the poor into morons who will sing dance, sing and dance or whatever it is they call talent for less than a decent months pay.

They hide behind the image of a helping the needy and the host acts as if his a philanthropist and the money they throw away is his.

That TV show is no different than a circus who makes animals do tricks for a reward. Wowowee proves that the Filipino poor will sell their dignity for Php 10,000.